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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”


me:  *wakes up*
me:  wheres my phone
me:  *rips off blankets*
me:  *hears loud thud*
me:  there it is